A Word of Advice

You know how sometimes when there's music playing you cut the cheese all on the sly like, because- with the sonic camouflage- you know that nobody'll hear?

Well, tell you what, just because you got your headphones on and the Ipod going, turns out that even though you're rockin out it doesn't mean that anyone else is too.

What I'm saying, is it'll be a while before I show my face in that Kroger's again.