Well, this morning when I went down to my bike to go to work, I was delighted to discover that during the night some clown had stolen the back wheel off my bicycle. Although since he had left a spare bike seat on the ground, I guess technically that makes it "trade" not "theft", and I appreciate the difference, but still... I wish he had asked first, because really I don't have much use for a second bike seat, whereas the wheel came in rather handy indeed. Maybe he could have come up with something more useful to me.


Also: what the hell do you do with a stolen back bicycle wheel? Did he make his getaway riding off on it, unicycle style?

I think I would have liked to see that.